dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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