Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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