I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize