Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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