Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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