It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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