D3 body, D1 cock
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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