I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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