Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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