so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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