I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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