If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
