would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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