I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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