The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i wish my penis had a tongue
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think i got beer on your cat.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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