The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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