It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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