if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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