absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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