Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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