We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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