One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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