Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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