just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize