ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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