If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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