just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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