you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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