i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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