Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.

(248): View more from Michigan

I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it

(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah...you probably will...

(248): View more from Michigan

well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.

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(912): View more from Georgia

you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.

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(407): View more from Florida

I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like

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(540): View more from Virginia

You were crying hysterically

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So that's why my heels were in the oven...

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(207): View more from Maine

so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...

(1-207): View more from Maine

the snack that smiles back:)

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