I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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