We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
