i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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