I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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