Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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