It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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