we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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