so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
