Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Randomize
