so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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