best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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