Duck Duck Cougar?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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