its not stalking. its research.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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