Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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