Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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