Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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