Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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