we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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