I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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