What a fucking waste of an outfit
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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