bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Your tits are I can't wait for
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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