I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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