best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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