Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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