North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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