He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This is my gift to your gina
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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